I’m a female impersonator.
Why are you fictional?
I am not finished.
Oh, I’m a guy.
(via jacobss)
No need to worry
then i woke up
make me a sandwich
cash or check bro?
just dah tip baby
wana do it again?
I’m not finished yet
My wife is home
FUCK YOU WOLF GANG
your vagina really stinks
your mom was better.
too bad you’re dead
my penis is stuck
your cab is here.
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Eso estuvo demasiado bueno!
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How much was that?
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I’ll get some tea.
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“I miss my ex.”
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do you accept VISA?
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A pleasure meeting you.
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your cab is here.
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your mom was better.
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madeoutof—roses:...You’re finished already? Wow.
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madeoutof—roses:
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my penis craves you
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madeoutof—roses:...the door’s over there.
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Get the fuck out
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fuck me harder again!
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funforfunsize reblogged this from spaaced and added:
I’m not finished yet
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The door’s that way
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Trim your nails, bitch.
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oops, the condom broke.
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wana do it again?
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How old are you?
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just dah tip baby
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jamas me habia pasado (?)
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¿cómo te llamabas tú? hajshjahsjha
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